WELCOME TO OUR 27th YEAR OF MOCK CRUISING


PORTS OF CALL:   Hong Kong, Asia – Rome, Italy – Cairo, Egypt – New York, USA – Llandudno, North Wales.

Overview – Tynedale Life On The High Seas

 

When we first launched our landlubbers cruise back in 1992 we never expected it to become our most popular holiday on our yearly planner. Years of experience and investment of time and money, together with a very loyal crew and the ability to reinvent ourselves every few years has in no doubt been the key to our success. Which is why we are once more in the Captain’s cabin planning the 2021/22 cruise, thinking up new ideas, menus, ports of call and sourcing great props to ensure our Cruise delivers that all important feeling and atmosphere of actually having been at sea in the cruise ship.

Our 2022 sailing season has 15 four night cruises departing Hong Kong throughout February, March and early April. 

M.V. Tynedale, the original land-based cruise ship, first took to the oceans in 1992 since then, has been copied by many, but bettered by none! The experience starts with the issue of a Passport to all arriving passengers which gets stamped at each new port of call, providing you with a great, permanent momento of your holiday cruise. By the way… at each port, the locals all wear appropriate themed outfits.

MOCK CRUISE INCLUDES:

  • Cabin accommodation & all on-board meals
  • Welcome reception and brief introduction to the cruise
  • Afternoon teas
  • Four course themed dinners
  • Wok style show cooking
  • Italian Themed Dinner
  • Cabaret Entertainment each evening
  • Captains Dinner 1920s Style
  • Cocktail and canapés reception

Download Cruise 2021/2022 Itinerary


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Late availability ….

Looking to get away in the next few weeks, then we now have availability on the following dates.

Bank Holiday Weekend

29th April - 2nd May 2022

3 Nights Bed & Breakfast from £244 per person.

3 Nights Dinner Bed & Breakfast from £310 per person

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May Early Summer Short break

4 Nights Bed & Breakfast from £272 per person.

4 Nights Dinner, Bed & Breakfast from £360 per person

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Book direct from our website or call our friendly reception team on 01492 877426

The Tynedale Hotel has been Voted 'Best of the Best’ top 25 hotels for the UK

by Trip Advisors Travel Choice Awards for 2022

Read more here